The First Lady of the Matooke republic Janet Kataha Museveni Mwesigwa Makumbi has yet again embarked on a bonking spree reliving her previous harlot lifestyle back in the days when she held a secret intimate relationship with Museveni’s comrade in arms William Black Mwesigwa whom they lived together the same house in Tanzania . Janet reminisces her sexual intimacy with Patrick Makumbi, a Kenyan Kikuyu man whom she lobbied the East African Airways CEO position for.
Away from history, the epileptic Janet Kataha Mwesigwa’s current enthusiasm for sex has gravitated to something else. The 76-year old killer mama’s goodies are being enjoying by a squad of vetted young and energetic Bahima officers within the SFC.
Intel reaching this desk revealed that due to the frail and cancer-stricken despot Museveni’s failure to satisfy her epileptic wife’s increasing libido, the killer mama moved out of Nakasarero to a secret apartment in Buziga, Kampala.
The squad has been given allowances, secured a sports facility and all they have to do is to ensure Kataha Mwisgwa’s honeypot is dug deepest to quench the epileptic queen Keinembabazi’s thirst for sex. The problem remains won’t this aging mama’s punani be torn into pieces by her gigolos.
The irate Museveni who’s now a loner in his last days on earth, preferred deploying his Facebook mouthpiece Obed Katureebe-Robert Patrick Fati Gakwerere to come up with fabricated lies about the Rwandan First Lady to divert Ugandans’ attention from an ultimate ugly divorce in the Rwakitura Empire.